The Cheeky Lil' Kelly Blog

God it's dead around here.

2010-03-24T04:54:00.000-07:00

Yo people,
it's been awhile since I last posted.
ZZZ.
Actually, a LONG time since I last posted.

I hate being chairman.
Attendance.
Having to go early to unlock the door.
It's so tiring.
So much so that I neglected my studies.
I haven't been able to study properly.
My test results are so bad...=.=

T.T
I'm resigning.
LOL.
Three months.
Three months is ENOUGH.
I pity the person who becomes chairman though.
I kind of understand Annur's pain though.
Imagine last year she was chairman for the whole year.
Omg.
She's strong.
LOL.

Love Apples,
Kelly

Gaud

2010-01-26T03:37:00.000-08:00

Man.

It's been so long since I posted.

LOL.

This feels weird.

Sorry.

Anyway, so much has happened.

So much has changed.

And to top it off, I'm Chairman of the class.

Me and my bad luck...

Damn.

Hoang Nam has transffered.

Vanessa is going to transfer.

Almost all our teachers have changed.

Math, English, Literature, Pe, Aesthetics, Geography, History.

Only Chinese, Science, Art, and Home Economics have not changed.

[Sigh]

I hate changes.

I really do.

Why do things have to change?

But, there ARE good things that happened.

For example, Brendan got Korean admirers.

LOL.

Actually, instead of being happy, he's scared.

And it's all his fault too.

He decided to play a prank on Caryl.

He stole her bag.

Then the Koreans' watched as she chased after him, trying to get her bag back.

When the whole thing was over, they came over.

And introduced themselves.

We did the same.

Then, out of the blue, it just started.

Brendan started being chased by a 14 year old Korean girl.

Nothing to say,

Kelly

Cambodia+Buffet(after a whole week of no meat)= INDIGESTION

2009-12-29T20:33:00.000-08:00

LOL.

You wouldn't believe me if I told you why I haven't posted in so long.

To be honest...

I forgot all about this blog.

LOL.

Seriously, I had no recall of the blog.

Especially on the day I came back from Cambodia.

I got indigestion on the last day of the trip.

And I puked in Ms Foo's sink.

LOL.

I had to stay in her room.

Felicia ALSO fell sick.

But that's probably because of the fact that she ate a gigantic packet of Kit Kat.

An enormous can of Hello Panda and ALOT MORE.

When the team came back from dinner,

They had bought Felicia dinner.

I couldn't eat.

My lunch was still stuck in my stomach, which had stubbornly refused to digest it.

Kelly's health tip:

If you are suffering from indigestion, and you want to puke quickly, make sure the person taking care of you or anyone near you wafts' the smell of food into your nose.

The smell will make your brain think of eating more even though your stomach is in shut down, and your stomach which is already bloated from the undigested food will force the food out.

Technically, I think puking everything out is better than keeping it in. But, IF you're afraid of puking just don't think of food. ESPECIALLY, don't SMELL it.

So...I did NOT think of it at the time.

But, my stomach rolled and I flew to the toilet hoping to make it in time.

BUT, the sink WAS closer than the toilet bowl.

So I puked in the sink.

Look, I felt ALOT better after I puked out undigested food, anyone would.

But, I had not thought that it would be SO undigested that it was still all in solid form.

So, yeah.

I puked in my cca teacher's hotel room sink, AND got it choked with vomit.

Yay me.

LOL.

At least I didn't puke ON anyone like I did when I was 9.

When I got my first ever attack of indigestion.

I puked all over Dad.

Ugh.

Imagine if I puked on Ms Foo...LOL.

I almost puked on the plane.

But I fell asleep.

Thank God for the ability to sleep.

Nevermind.

This post is talking WAY too mush about vomitting.

Kelly, who puked in my teacher's sink.

friends in my poor miserable life are the only jewels of hope.

2009-12-04T22:12:00.000-08:00

Christy wants to kill me...LOL

I am sick.
Once again.

A sty in my left eye is more than enough for me to land myself in bed.

It's torture man.

My entire left eye-lid is swollen.

~cry~

I was supposed to be in Courts getting my secret christmas present with dad.

[sigh]

To Vanessa.

You've been a great math tutor.

You're really sweet, though you're a little competetive.

Enjoy life a bit ok?

We live to study.

Not study to live.

To SuQin.
You hate me I know.

Nothing I can do about that.

You've been a great friend anyways.

To Eugene's sister.

LOL.

Cute.

Chinese is SUPER good man.
So envious.
Super friend.

To Queen Elizabeth.

You're SO quiet man.

Speak up more ok?

If you do that, you'll be popular.

I'm sure you will be.

To Mard

Nice pic.
LOL.

"Emo" doesn't suit you now that I know you better.

I won't call you that ever again.

Don't worry about you're hair.

It'll grow back.

I also regret slightly.

Cutting my hair wasn't the best idea ever.

Sorry if I didn't mention you.

If you think you are a close friend please tag ok?

Kelly the sick.

Hmmm...Time files, never waiting for us to catch up.

2009-11-16T23:03:00.000-08:00

Time files, even though it doesn't have wings.

Never stopping, not even for the best of times.

Mocking us by seeming to slow down when we suffer.
We cannot do anything about time.
But, befriend it, accept it, endure it.

It's the time of the year yet again.

Lol.

It might be old fashioned to some of you.

But, this IS what I do at the end of every year.

To: Christina

Who's faith in me has kept me going even though we can't see each other (often. DOTS.).

You have been my BESTEST friend since primary school.

The very thought of losing you when we were promoted scared the hell out of me.

I heard stories of the best of friends, losing touch with the simple change of schools.

But, we hung on.

And I thank you for that Christy.

Even though we are not blood-related, I treat you better than my sister.

Conclusion:

Applicant: Christina Sin Hui Min

Rank: BFFAE

Next is for my secondary school friends.

To: Caryl:D

Doggabite who is Man's best friend.

LOL.
Dogs+ Hamsters+ SA+ Crazy+ Funny= YOU

Dots.

You've been a great help this year.

ESPECIALY in MATH, ugh.

Frankly speaking, if I hadn't met Christy, you would have been my best friend.

The main difference would've been the birthday and the apperance.

But there HAVE been some problems.

Mainly due to me telling secrets...-.-"

Conclusion:

Applicant: Caryl Tan Ting Hui

Rank: BF...(do you think i should add another 'F'?)

To: Celestine

The one who says "haix" all the time.

Dots.
I know we had our problems, but you are a good friend I can never let go.
When you have troubles, you always let me know.
You're cute, and hyper.
LOL.
Conclusion:
Applicant: Celestine Tung

Rank: BB(best buddy)

To: Dielle

The gung-ho one.

Dielle, Dielle...
You were NEVER feminine.
And that's YOU.
DON'T YOU CHANGE.
But if that happened, every boy would probably fall for you...
LOL.
You are a VERY good example of the phrase: "Never judge a book by it's cover"
Thanks for the good company and the numerous times of swearing and dirty joking.
You are a great...guy...

Rank: BMB (best misbehaving buddy)

Ok.

I'm so damn tired.

Watch out for part 2.

yay me,

Kelly the Edward

Gb IS forever. It hurts man.

2009-11-16T06:42:00.000-08:00

OUCH

What do you get when you add Gb and "like"?

Gb, FOREVER.

I know it's lame.

But still.

It's eating up ALL my time.

I'm supposed to be painting my room door tomorrow.

It's gonna be a tuesday and there's supposed to be Gb.

But the date isn't on the form.

So, I happily told my Dad that I could paint the door.

BUT, I got a sms from Caryl.

Caryl

16-Nov-2009 22.05

Tomorrow got gb.

ARGH!

NO!

MY DOOR!

MY DAY!

Gone...in the arrival of a umlucky sms.

[sigh]

And to make matters worse.

The last meeting, for drill.

Was on Saturday, at 7A.M.

0.0

Great.

I met Caryl on the train.

We thought we had PLENTY of time.

But, when we reached the school, only 1 minute left.

By instinct, we ran.

It was raining before that.

I stepped on the metal drain grille, slipped.

BAM

Ouch.

Gb HURTS.

Literally.

Gb forever?

2009-11-07T23:49:00.000-08:00

It's so stupid.
It's a HOLIDAY for God's sake.
This is NOT a holiday!
This is imprisonment!
Gb on 2 days of the week is good enough.
I know the drill Stage 1 test is important.
BUT, being a Cambodia girl now, it's like 1 or 2 more days a week!
WHAT IS THIS?
[sigh]

Nevermind.
My birthday is coming up soon, friends should know.
I'm inviting all P6 friends who want to come.
Sec 1 friends too.
Christy, PLEASE come.
I'm inviting others too see? P6 friends.
PLEASE COME.
It'll just be a quiet thing.
No party this year.
It's not like anybody I invited last time came anyway.
We're just going to watch a movie.
Get Smart.
LOL. It's the best.
Christina is afraid of coming 'cause she's scared of being EXTRA
What's with that Chris?
Will you come now with P6 friends coming too?
Let's see what you'll do shall we?
I'm sure what you choose will surprise me.
You always do.

Man I'm getting old,
Kelly the girl with the one-in-a-zillion-hairflip

Marks. Points. Score. What do all these things have in common? NOTHING.

2009-10-21T23:47:00.000-07:00

O...K...

We got back our exam results liao.

Actually it's more like overall...

Like WHOA...I deproved...no...actually...I improved...whoa.

I knew that chinese would NOT get any better...but...

All the same, I DID get better for the paper 2.

44 out of 70.

Ok, to some chinese-pro people out there, it may not be anything compared to your 60 over marks.

But to me, it's a great acheivement.

However, for chinese overall, I STILL got a B4.

[Sigh] So sad, I missed it by 1 mark.

Then english, everyone kept saying that I will be top, but I didn't want that...cause if everyone thinks I will get top and I don't, they will think I slack or grew stupider or something.

BUT...I got top marks for english ANYWAY.

Does anybody EVER listen to me? (obviously not)

Math was not the best but still, I maintained my proud A2 standard, and voila...A2.

Science was a real let down.

My exam marks weren't good.

But my overall was really good, A1.

WHOOTS!

Geography is common sense, so yeah, another A1.

History was...the SAME.

LITERALLY, i got 68 for the first semester, got 68 AGAIN.

YAY! I PASSED HISTORY!

Literature was usual as well, A1, no biggie.

Art, I IMPROVED WHOOTS!

I'm A1 now!

Home Ecnomics was very good too.

For the first time, in all her results, (I think) Dielle got an A2.

She would have gotten a A1 if she had done better in her tests.

So she missed A1 by 1 mark, 74, but was still considerably happy.

So, here are the marks of my EOY exams and overalls.

English-> 74/100 (Highest in class and I missed A1 AGAIN.) A2

Math-> 71/100 (20th in class and proud of it) A2

Chinese-> 64/100 (I IMPROVED, and-don't-you-forget-it) B4 (missed B3 by a mark though.)History-> 68/100 (B3 is MAINTAINED. Yay me.) B3

Science-> 80/100 (WHOOTS!) A1

Geography-> 85/100 (o.m.g) A1

Literature-> 85/100 (Yay me.) A1

Art-> 76/100 (Used to be A2!) A1

Home Economics-> 75/100 (A1...astounding=astonishing) A1

So...now you know.

My marks, points, score.

Oh whatever it doesn't really matter anyway.

I've never been a good student.

Or have I HAVE but never was the best.

Never.

See?

Fate is always taking away good things from life.

But God gives us better things from those things that have been stolen.

Kelly the never-perfect-girl= Human

Happy Belated Teachers Day!

2009-10-20T05:21:00.000-07:00

Yo people.

Okay, sorry that I will be wasting your time by making you read this post.

Look, the Girls' Brigade- Caryl, and I (in particular) need your help.

It's not like the money thingy.

We're not asking you guys to give us money.

And even if we do (which we DID)...I don't think it's going to work anyway.

Caryl and I are going to Cambodia in December to help the children in need.

They're really pathetic, living in dumps and all.

So...the most you can do, is bring the stuff we need (if you have at home. DON'T BUY)

First, we need those pre-nursery writing books.You know...the type that has the dotted letters, tracing the letter...sort of thingy...shit lah, don't know how to explain.

LOL.

Anyway, if you get what I mean (and if you do you're a genius) just bring it to school.

SECOND, we need charts.Charts on animals, plants, furniture, occupation, and even grammatical charts eg. under the table, above the table.I know, it's so basic, but they're English is damn lan, so just bring it.

Thirdly, we need flash cards.Eg. the word "apple" on one side, and a picture of it on the other.

Fourthly, we need basic books.Make sure that it is the MOST BASIC kind of book you can find.The type of book with the fond size of 26. (Check in Msw if you're boliao enough)

AND, there must be PICTURES.

Pictures people, remember that their English sucks so even if they have no idea what the story is about there will be pictures.We want books from ladybird.

Fifthly, moderately advanced books.We're also going to a high school.But, the English standard is not as good as a P4's English.We want something like Enid Blyton books.

Sixthly, we want soft toys.However, we don't want too many.2 to a person is enough.

Remember to try to make an effort to find these items over this long weekend

PLEASE.

We would be VERY grateful to your contribution.

Do note that the physical appearance of the item SHOULD be decent.

If you have any of these items, and you are not from KCPSS, then contact me and I'll arrange a date when you can pass me the stuff.

Thanks for letting me waste your time, Kelly the GB girl.

Niao. Fei-ya-fei. Fei-ya-fei.

2009-10-14T00:05:00.000-07:00

WHOOTS!

GEOGRAPHY IS OVER!

THREE CHEERS FOR US!

LOL.

Sorry, hyper.

How many times have you heard that excuse from me?

Twice?

Trice?

A hundred?

Never mind.

Today was SO funny.

Even funnier than the science lesson post.

LOL.

Ok, some of us stayed back to eat lunch.

The 3 remaining were, Vivien, Caryl, and yours truly.

Then, we were talking about the class blog impersonation thingy.

Halfway to the train station, we were walking(DUH!).

And then, suddenly, when Vivien was talking, Caryl gasped.

I was going:"WHAT. WHAT. WHAT???????!!!!!!" in my mind...

then she said,"That BIRD scared me."

{AHEM}

-.-'''

O-kay...

Then I said, "which one? There are so many birds in front of us." indicating to the ITE students walking to the ITE place.

Then we started laughing.

Then Caryl said, "how many huh? Let me count...1...2...3...WOW so many birds."

Laughed louder.

Then after the few ITE boys passed, a WHOLE ROW of them came forward.

And i sarcastically said,"Watch out. 'V' formation spotted."

Laughed even louder than ever.

Then, i saw an old man, and I laughed,"Whoa. Old bird up ahead."

LOL!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then Caryl said, "Must be wrinkled."

And Vivien said, "The hair must be white already."

And I went, "No lah. Birds have feathers."

OK!

ENOUGH!

LOL!

TOO SICK!

SORRY DAD!

GIRLS ARE SICK TOO!

WE ROCK!

The sicko club rocks,

Kelly 3rd official member of the sickos

Hate me all you want. I don't care.

2009-10-12T22:24:00.000-07:00

Fine.

I got hated.

So what?

Like Egg-head says, the world still goes round.

Like wow.

You hate me.

And I'm dead, is that the idea?

Like, NO people.

It just means that I have one friend less, one enemy more.

What a difference.

MONDAY 121009

Had the English paper 1 and History written paper.

Ugh.

It was SO boring.

But English was kind of funny.

We had 5 titles to choose from.

And one was A Narrow Escape.

I thought it was decent so I wrote it.

It was about me spraying perfume in the robber's eyes and escaping as he writhed in pain.

LOL.

I got the idea from Christina's Nan Chiau composition book.

I OWE YOU CHRISTY! MUACKS!

History was boring as usual.

ugh.

WHY ON EARTH DID ANYONE CREATE HISTORY ANYWAY?!

Went to Celeste's house with Nadia and Annur to study.

Ended up playing at the playground.

LOL.

We-annur, nadia+ me are goody-two-shoes.

Then according to the rules, have to take off shoes.

Celestine don't care then the security guard scold her.

LOL.

TUESDAY 131009

Had the Math Paper1 and Literature paper.

Math was the same.

Some questions easy, some questions no idea what it's talking about.

And Caryl was freting AGAIN.

-.-''' DOTS.

LOL.

Maybe Su Qin will get full marks again for Literature.

LOL.

She so pro sia.

CT2 she got full marks for Literature

Say "whoa" together with me.

WHOA

LOL.

LAME.

Posting soon,

Kelly the Edward.

Exams, the IN

2009-10-11T06:25:00.000-07:00

Poor Itachi.

Okay.

You see this title and you go, like, WHOA.

That's right folks, get your head buried in books.

For it's this time of the year again...

EXAM TIME!

WOO HOO!

Get your pens, pencils, erasers, blanko, ruler, mathematical sets...ok you get the idea.

I'm currently going through a stage where I'm ready for anyone to hate me.

So, yeah, I'm pretty happy and I'll be posting again!

LOL!

But tomorrow is the official start of the major exams.

So, I will be posting starting next, next week, or this week if I have time to turn on the computer.

So sad.

My statements to clarify:

Hate me if you want. I won't care.

Jasper's shoe is NOT the same as mine.

I am NOT a traitor.

I am NOT a double crosser.

AND... I SERIOUSLY DO NOT LIKE JASPER. YOU GOT THAT NG SU QIN?!

Good luck for the exams people!

1 Love Rocks!

(So do you Christy.)

Yay me,

Kelly the unmovable

Trust or don't trust.

2009-10-07T00:13:00.000-07:00

This question is something we ALL need to know.

But it's not really nice if you are the one who's being doubted.

...

Well, fine.

Don't trust me then.

Just stay away.

Leave me alone.

I hate me too.

Thanks for hating me.

Kelly the hated.

Science is FUNNY.

2009-09-17T01:32:00.000-07:00

Look.

I know.

It's weird.

How can science EVER be funny?

Well, it ALL started today during the HORRIBLE science period.

Mr chimp walks into class, we greet him.

And I prepare to fall asleep.

THEN, he asks.

"Who doesn't understand radiation?"

Then, I ignore him.

I didn't listen to the previous lesson, and so, duh, I don't understand.

I STILL prepare to sleep.

Then, Caryl who sat beside me today, raised her hand, great.

So, I teased, ''LOL. I also don't know."

And she holds my hand up...

0.0

Then, as he explains, he does WEIRD hand movements.

THEN, he did one SO SICK.

It seemed like he was about to tear his shirt off!

I'm serious!

EWW.

Then, after he explain, he taught Effects of Heat.

When we came to the part o fthe Bimetallic thingy.

I decided to talk to myself.

WHAT?

I was BORED.

So, I went, "Bi-Metallic...Bi-Metallic...BI!!! OMG! WTF?!"

This was in my brain.

So caryl didn't hear.

Then I went(aloud), "Bi-metallic...eww..."

And then, she must have been thinking the same thing, cause she went, "Bisexual."

Then, we burst.

Laugh like siao...

LOL

Chimp glared at us.

I don't care.

He draws circuit diagram.

Draws a line from the bell and worte, "hell"

and below labeled the wires.

Then, Caryl went, "hell wires?!"

And we both went, "hell-boy" and looked at suqin.

LOL

Then, we continued with the Bimetallic strip.

Then he label it, "Strip"

OMG

If you don't get it..

then good.

LOL

Then, he continued drawing the diagram.

and he drew a screw that looked like shit.

Ok, first it looked like shit, then...

And Caryl went,"Don't think sick..." while holding the laughter back. And I said, "Don't worry, it's WAY too sharp."

LOL

Later, I saw the pen her mom bought for her.

It was a pen, in the shape of a cute toothpaste plastic holder.

Then, I saw it.

On the side.

"Rainbow Balls"

OMG

LOL

Ok,

it might not have been funny for some of you who don't know the inside jokes.

Sorry, Yay.

I posted.

Finally.

Scince rocks,

Kelly

Camp sucks to the core. AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

2009-09-05T19:06:00.000-07:00

MAN!

Why MUST they make us go through that camp?

They say that it's to let us rough it out.

They say that it's for experience.

BUT...

THAT was simply too much.

UGH!

I don't have to be Eugene to tell you that the food SUCKED.

SO BAD.

The vegetables were so soggy that I didn't even dare

to eat any more than a spoonful each meal...

The fruits were badly cut.

There were cores on every piece of fruit I got.

And the main dish!

Was surprising good...

lol.

We had to sleep in tents which were manually pitched by yours truly and friends.

It was those kind of tents with planks for support.

Canvas for cover.

With no bottom of course.

Horribly hot in the day when inside.

And terribly cold in the early morning.

The base was made with wooden floor boards that...

well...was wood...so...you know...DAMN HARD.

Then...we had to spqeeze in 8.

8 floorboards per tent.

Omg.

So many.

I was like: " What the bleh?!!! So many people in ONE tent?!!!"

Well, apparently yes.

It was overall ok.

But I could sleep with my legs straight.

So uncomfortable.

Then...the worst part.

The TOILET.

O.M.G.

I REALLY don't want to talk about it.

BUt...Qi here beside me is forcing me to do it.

Great.

Fine...

It was DIRTY.

SMELLY.

NOT POSSIBLE TO USE WITHOUT HAVING TO STAND A HORRIBLE, AND I MEAN HORRIBLE, STENCH.

Terrible.

The showering cubicle and toilet was together.

So it's DAMN SMALL.

Then.

When showering, there's no hooks. So I had to carrying my stuff AWAY from the water when showering.

Stupid huh?

I forgot about the small edge at the back of the cubicle...

Pathetic.

On the way to the toilet, and everywhere else away from the tent,

is a grassy field.

Ugh.

If you were thinking of a cemented path, think again.

It's just grass, sand, insects and FROGS.

Yea.

FROGS.

Small.

Medium.

Big.

HUMONGOUS.

One of my friends from another class actually STEPPED on the frog!

OMG.

The blood splattered everywhere.

LOL.

SICKENING.

We couldn't get to sleep until 2 am on the first night.

So tired.

But still hyper.

Lol.

So can't sleep.

Actually, lights out was at 11pm.

...

Diau.

Then the teachers...

got to sleep in air-con dorms.

WTF?!

WHERE'S THE JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD?

So, concluding this Long and completely useless post.

I have to say that

CAMP SUCKS!

And to those that have not gone for camp.

Good luck.

And Have fun.

Camp sucks,

Kelly

Dying and Living. Not such different things afterall.

2009-08-30T01:37:00.000-07:00

Great.

Teacher's Day is here.

My blog is dying.

I'm living a terrible life.

And, I have to cook for a Teacher's Day party Which I have no idea when or where is being held.

I love my life.

It always gets back at me.

I do something bad indirectly,

Something gets stolen.

I get blamed.

I do something good.

I STILL get blamed.

Great.

I love it.

Yay me.

And now, my mum is going twichy about my diet and my eyes.

My astigmatism has gone up to 150.

A round of appaulase please.

My myopia degree is 600+.

Diau.

My parents keep fighting about whether to increase to number of reading lamps.

...

Welcome to my life.

Yay me,

Kelly

Sick of Chocolate

2009-08-21T19:55:00.000-07:00

Ugh.

I HATE it.

Why must they always do this?

In primary school.

In secondary school.

EVERYWHERE.

EVERYTIME.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Never mind that.

I fell sick in school yesterday.

Ugh.

I had the fever from 2nd period onwards.

But, I didn't know I WAS sick.

I had slight fever.

isvgalkbvls';ba vo

Sorry I just sneezed.

Then, after I came home.

I got high fever.

Ugh.

Now it's come down

My timetable for the weekend is ruined.

What happened today:

Woke up.

Found out fever had gone up.

Eat medicine.

Sleep.

Wake up.

Medicine.

Sleep.

So boring.

cisvcailGvcuo'

Sorry.

Sneezed again.

Cya,

Kelly the sick

Ps. I fell in love with Gakuen Alice.

Yeung Gin- Monkey King. Keane- DAMN HAO LIAN DOG.

2009-08-18T03:21:00.000-07:00

Yo humans.
Today was kinda sad, but still happy.
WTF?!
My description SUCKS!
LOL!
Sorry, I'm in a neutral mood right now.
So I can suddenly beome V. Happy, or V.sad.
Ugh.

First, the sad part.
WHAT?!
Look, if you want the happy/ good news first...
...try to learn to save the good things for last.

Ok.
Sad Thing.
I fought with SuQin today.
UGH!
It's all my fault...
She was teasing me about going to sit beside Jasper, AGAIN.
Then, I was in neutral mood see?
So guess what happened?
Angry right?
V. angry.
Aka
My higher levels of angriness.
Then I go beat her.
Then, I wanted to slap her you know!
OMG!
How could I?
She's the world's one and only Penguin Ng Su Qin!
AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Then, when I at the same time that I wanted to slap her...
She moved her head back, in defence reflex.
Then, I hit her specs off, and stratched her eye.
Then, she was rubbing the eye...
Angry with me like that.
But after the floorball game ended, She ok already.
UUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanted to SLAP her!
Can you BELIEVE that?!
How could I?

Now, the good news...
We finallysettled the war thing.
Whew...
Jasper was getting really tired of it.
Su Qin was kind of disappointed.
LOL!
They decided to end it with a round of Rock-Paper-Sisorrors.
Then she ask me play for her because apparently she sucked at it.
But luck wasn't on her side.
I lost.
And Jasper is free.
LOL
He's really happy.
She was supposed to have the second round of the water war today.
But both teams(SuQin and Jasper) had not enough ammo.
LOL
She was having a headache, so I bought her water to drink.
Then, she used it to wet Jasper instead!
LOL, so idiotic lah!

Yeung Gin, Keane and ShongYan have some new nick names:
Yeung Gin-Monkey King.
Keane- DHL(Old), Dog.
Shong Yan- Shong gay(Old), Longan(Old), Toa Payoh Gay(according to SuQin)

SuQin the Disappointed,
Kelly the Neutral freak

{Too those Idiots who want a title for every post: GO DIE!}

2009-08-14T05:57:00.000-07:00

Lol.

Twilight AGAIN.

Ugh.

I HATE exams.

It's NOT because I have to study.

It's NOT because of the cramming.

And It's DEFINITELY NOT because it's so damn difficult.

Exams have always been easy for me.

Just STUDY and CRAM the last minute things HARD and you pass.

Maybe it's also due to my idiotic huge encyclopedia of general knowledge in my brain.

But, I mean, WHO CARES?

It's JUST an exam.

NOTHING to get worried about.

NOTHING to care about in the first place.

It's just so damn PATHETIC.

That every exam people go CRAZY.

This time Caryl and Vanessa were better.

They eased up a bit.

But someone got worse.

Guess who?

Mum.

Obviously.

She sees my sms that I send her after the exam and goes:

Oh, then you should study harder.

Then you'll know how to do the questions.

UGH!

What I said was:

LOL! The exam paper was a nightmare!

No lah Jkjk.(lame right? I know.)

Lol.

Was quite ok lah.

Wtf?!

Wah lao.

Science was EASY.

All you have to do is study and memorise.

But if the teachers mark, I don't know how well I'd do though.

Geography was even EASIER.

There was one completely STUPID question.

At question 3 they gave us the world map.

They pointed to one of the oceans.

Obviously it was not labelled.

They asked what ocean it was.

Then, at question 5, they gave us ANOTHER world map.

And it was LABELLED.

Oceans and all.

LOL!

So stupid right?!

Today's literature was FINE.

It was pretty boring really.

The same old.

Same old.

Just wirte something simple to be complicated and you pass.

LOL.

History was...a real NIGHTMARE.

It was asking questions that we answered before!

It was SO BORING!

I finshed in 30mins of the given 1 hour.

Then, I edited a few answers.

Then, i shook my leg.

But the teacher started looking at me.

So I just jia jia wirte more answers.

Lol.

I had to survive like this for 30 mins.

Ugh.

Stupid teacher.

Now I have only the math exam left.

YAY US KCPians!

WOO HOO!

LOL!

Sorry, hyper now.

Lol.

Night,

Kelly the Hyper

Oh My God...I don't know whether to LAUGH or SCREAM

2009-08-07T21:32:00.000-07:00

This is SO DAMN HUMILIATING!
WTF?!
It's HER!
SU QIN!
That IDIOT!
UGH!
She made a seperate email.
It was to make fun of me and Jasper.
THAT IDIOT!
&%$#@ SHIT!

=.=""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""

I hate you Qinny.
But look on the bright side,
NOW I get to bully you about Hellboy!
LOL!
YAY ME!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Ooooooo, I'm gonna have SO much FUN!

HELLBOY!

LOL,
YAY ME,
Kelly the person who inherited the "cheeky" gene

P.s. sorry.
The comic is quite small.

Broken. And all MY fault.

2009-08-06T01:42:00.000-07:00

{Sigh}

This is so pathetic.

Maybe I should go back to emo.

Being NOT emo is causing everyone trouble.

First I forgot about a secret I was not supposed to tell.

And then, I told it.

Then, Celestine, Victim, is struck, real hard.

And it's just before exam.

And Caryl whom I swore not to tell the secret, is at fault.

And It's ALL MY FAULT!

I AM SUCH AN IDIOT!

WHY do these things HAPPEN?

Why ME?!

WHY?

..........................................................................................................................................................................

This sucks.

1.If I NOT be myself and be emo, my friends don't like it.

2.If I be myself, everyone is affected.

Which is better?

Obviously 1 right?

Duh.

I should've seen that.

I keep hurting people.

WHAT IS THE PROBLEM WITH ME?!

Christina always is happy.

Like no problem apart from b*ys of course.

I'm so jealous.

Why can't I swap.

Why can't I just swap for ONE day.

Just ONE.

ARGHHHHHHHHHHH!

Why?

Why is it like this.

..........................................................................................................................................................................

We had exam today.

It wasn't TOO bad.

At least I finished the paper.

Time was really tight.

..........................................................................................................................................................................

I can tell that Caryl doesn't trust me much any more.

I have been trying to find smaller dog earings for her.

Alsagoff caught her for having too big earings.

Apparently, they were hummongous for her.

Then, today when I expressed the frustration of not being able to find the earings, she half-freaked after this sentence:

"I PROMISE to find them."

She went "Don't promise anything!"

..........................................................................................................................................................................

I deserve it.

And the Jasper thing is stronger than ever.

Shit.

..........................................................................................................................................................................

JUST LET ME DIE WHY DON'T YOU?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHY ME?

I hate me,

Kelly the betrayer.

Nothing

2009-08-03T02:42:00.000-07:00

Haha.

I'm posting this for fun

LOL.

Nothing much happened today.

Caryl requested this

Some random stuff I don't know what to classify under.

2009-08-01T00:23:00.000-07:00

LOL.

Today in GB I made a fool of myself.

AGAIN.

Last week, it was my soaked back, this week is my suckish marching.

LOL.

You can ask Caryl and Su Qin, they'll testify for you.

I was hoping that I would not be the last person(the last person has to collect the badges for everyone.).

But...

I forgot,

that my official name is not Kelly,

but Xuefen.

That pathetic 'X' caused me to be the last person yet agaim.

They go by alphbetical order you see.

So I marched to the front to collect the badges.

But you see, in GB for collecting prizes or badges, you must follow a certain order of steps to collect the reward.

And...guess what?

I forgot them all.

So I just tikam tikam try.

But I was focusing on the steps that I forgot about my marching.

I was just walking...

LOL

Ms Foo kept staring at me...

I didn't meet up with Christina this week, AGAIN.

Honestly, I think we should just forget the whole thing.

It's either she can't make it (most of the time it's her.) or I can't.

It's just SO DAMN PATHETIC.

I keep looking forward to thursday,

but when thursday comes...

{sigh}Stupid.

I guess I shouldn't get my hopes up,

Pathetic Lil' Kelly

P.s I changed the mixpod AGAIN.

LOL.

Not my fault, my fave songs change.

Not My Fault. Not Yours Either.

2009-07-25T03:35:00.000-07:00

Yo people.
Sorry for not posting for so long.
I've been VERY busy.
First, there's school.
Ok.
This one's still quite managable.
The second one,
Manga.
Shit.
I'm addicted.
The third one,
Me not being emo.
It's ok for me.
For Caryl and Su Qin I don't know.
Maybe, I'm irritating them right now.
Fourth,
1 Love.
The "fabric" of 1Love is starting to fray.
First, Celestine and Elizabeth are having problems.
Then, there's fighting.
Then, Caryl's and Su Qin's problem with a certain anoymous.
ARGH!
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!

This is pathetic.

I'll report today then.
Today, is a GB saturday.
Quite ok.
Maybe a little boring.
Then, Caryl forgot to bring her boots.
Omg.
So, I lent her mine.
I mean, I was sick.
Sore throat, Cough and slight fever.
Ok.
I didn't tell you guys about the fever.
(To Caryl and Su Qin)
But then, at that point in time,
My fever died down.
So they still ask me to do drill,
ahh.
Then after that,
We played badminton.
This is the bad part.
I sweated so much that every part of skin touching my t-shirt was SOAKED.
It's like I just jumped into the pool.

Then we go meet Caryl's parents.
They are like the nicest people I know.
They even gave us a ride home.

Wow.

But before that,
we had to wait for her dad's pants to be altered.
So we went up to J8 to walk around.
Then, we went to ACTION CITY!
Yay us.
There were a few toys on display.
Then there was one that shocked you.
LOL.
THAT was fun.
It's in the form of a container lid.
You had to pinch the two knobs to open it.
I knew that it was going to shock me,
but I did it anyway.
LOL.
It felt more like a vibration.
Not really a shock.

Lol.
I know.
I'm crazy.
Caryl did it too.
It was DAMN funny when she recoiled in shock.
Su Qin didn't dare to try.
LOL.

I had fun,
(obviously)
Kelly

Sing-Sing-Sing.

2009-07-20T02:04:00.000-07:00

Sing.

Today must have been the worst day of school yet.

First.

It was absolutely BORING.

Second.

It was painful.

I got highlighted by Su Qin in the highlighter war.

AND hit by a shuttlecock by Caryl in badminton.

Talk about unlucky.

Thirdly.

We were given 1 day to finish a project that was completely last minute.

Fourthly.

I have to wear a chong-sum to school to celebrate racial harmony day.

Pathetic.

But there WERE some good parts.

Like when I was trying to listen to Caryl singing under her breath.

What?! I was curious!

I wanted to hear how well she sang!

She was pretty good.

Better than me anyway.

The highlighter war was the most enjoyable part.

We all held individual highlighters, trying to slash the other party with it.

Ridiculous.

Wait, let me continue that sentence.

Ridiculously FUN.

LOL!

Have fun singing!

Kelly

...I don't know what to do....

2009-07-17T06:06:00.000-07:00

Sorry for leting you guys down.

ME is not really going very well.

I think I'm hurting a lot more people.

...

Let them hate me.

I have a life to live.

Piano wasn't as bad as I imagined it would be.

It was quite ok acually.

Male examiner.

Figures.

I THINK I rushed through the songs.

Or maybe my hearing was fast forward due to stress.

The examiner took so long to write the comments.

Maybe I failed, then he was explaining why.

I don't know.

I feel pretty helpless.

Pathetic.

This afternoon, I stayed back

I played badminton.

I saw Joshua smack a shuttlecock into Caryl's Face.

I helped Caryl smack his head.

A typical afternoon.

Then, tonight, we're having a conference

At 11p.m.

P.s.
This is an old post.
I forgot to post it

~Whee!~. Ok. Being NOT emo is hard.

2009-07-15T01:11:00.000-07:00

Jacob Chibi.

Doggabite!

Being NOT emo is HARD work.

Especially since I've been emo for almost my whole life.

ARGH!

It's SO frustrating.

I have to be ME.

UGH.

It sucks.

Maybe some have seen how chirpy I was.

That's me.

Yay me.

Mememememememememe.

Pathetic.

I'm trying to make it a habit.

Tomorrow is the long-awaited piano exam.

Omg.

I'm so dead.

I mean.

My songs and scales are fine.

It's just the God damned Post-Examination nerves.

Stupid.

But on the good side,

I get to skip a half day of school!

Yay Me.

Sorry nothing much to say.

I'll fill you in with the details tomorrow.

Pray that the examiner is a man.

Women Examiners are more stingy.

Haha,

Kelly

P.s. More pics!

Emmett Chibi:

LOL.

Grizzly bears

Rosalie Chibi:

Well, I guess a peacock fits her "Pigheadness"

Carlisle Chibi:

Panda??!!!

Esme Chibi:

Tigeress.

W-o-w. Must have a fierce side.

Emo.................NOT. Yay me.

2009-07-14T04:12:00.000-07:00

13th Jul 09

Problem 1:

-Sick.

I was real tired after piano.

I felt really weird, so I took my temperature.

37.9.

Not SO high.

But still a fever.

Mum and Dad would have made a BIG fuss, so I kept quiet.

But I was acting SUPER EMO.

But I'm emo all the time.

No one suspected anything.

Problem 2:

-Idiotic me.

I posted a Jasper Hale pic yesterday right?

Well, I told the REAL Jasper to check it out.

I was Laughing all the way.

Idiot.

Then he saw that post where I put the sms chat conversation.

He really FREAKED out for the first time since I'd known him.

Ok.

I admit it.

THAT was scary.

What do you think?

Imagine this.

You're running a fever.

You feel real weird from the fever.

Then, your friend freaks out from seeing something he doesn't like(Caryl, Su Qin, Vanessa, Celeste, DON'T THINK SICK).

I can only say ONE thing:

Welcome to my life.

So I was like:

So Sorry.

I was bored.

Nothing to do.

I know you hate me.

You should.

Then, I freaked out.

Well, it's not really hard to get angry when you're in my situation.

I broke a few plates.

And cut myself.

Lucky it was on my shoulder.

If Caryl had seen it.

SHE would have freaked out too.

LOL!

Freaking out is becoming a daily routine.

So after I calmed down,

I got REAL emo.

Then he was like:

Why are you like this?

Ans:

I'm ME.

I have to stop being ME.

That's why you see THIS part.

Nobody but Christina knows the REAL me.

But she doesn't know that.

Because, she IS like me.

Then, he told me not to be so.

So I've stopped being emo.

Yay Me.

Celebration time, COME ON!

YAY ME,

Kelly

p.s. Really people. If you don't want me to be emo, just say it.

14th Jul 09

Problem 1:

-Caryl.

She looks so tired.

Everyday.

Like she's really depressed.

Right now she's like:

No! Where got?

Right?

Problem 2:

-Freaking out side effects linger.

NO WAY!

Not on my first day of trying to be ME.

I didn't let it get to me.

Not a real problem.

Just stating.

Problem 3:

-Plates.

Remember that I said I broke a few plates?

Well, I was angry.

After that when I calmed down,

I became emo right?

That's when I started the Literal "Drag Me To Hell" thing.

I said:

I want you to scream and shout at me. Then, as you're doing that, you should be throwing me into the firey coals.

This is the part.

A warning to Jasper in advance.

He told CARYL.

Oh My God.

WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

I have enough people worrying about stupid, pathetic me!

So she told me today.

I was tempted to smash the

badminton racket in my hands into his face.

So I told her about the plates thing.

She was LOLing for a V. LONG time.

Then she was literally trying to persuade me to ask him to scream and shout etc.

WARNING:

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED Jasper.

BE V.E.R.Y CAREFUL TOMORROW.

I MIGHT JUST BE IN THE MOOD FOR VOILENCE.

Yay, I get to smash his face tomorrow.

Time for Celebration!

LOL,

Kelly

more. More. MORE.

2009-07-13T01:25:00.001-07:00

more. More. MORE.

More pictures.

Sorry.

In a hurry.

Can't talk too much

Bella Chibi:

Edward Chibi:
Don't complain.

I know it looks NOTHING like the guy.

Alice Chibi:
Caryl, Su qin, and whoever out there, DON'T get the wrong idea.

Jasper Chibi:

LOL. This one you can laugh. Sorry Jasper. But this is NOT you.

Ok.

There's ALOT more.

Sorry.

Got to go.

I'm late for Piano.

Be right back.

Kelly

Twilight. AGAIN?! No. THE Twilight Saga.

2009-07-12T06:10:00.000-07:00

First of all, I would like to apologise.

For having YET another "Twilight mood swing".

Sorry.

But I can't help it.

It's not really hard to find loopholes

in the information I have about Twilight in my brain.

This time, it's the animated pictures.

They are like SO CUTE!

It's NOT my fault I fell in love with them.

They are just SUPER!

AMAZING!

LOL!

I uploaded a few if you can see.

Ok. I just made a post in the middle of the night for nothing.

Or not.

Tomorrow, we, the GB Girls' have to wear our uniform to school.

For GB Day.

That's not too bad.

BUT, TO BE FORCED TO TAKE THE CLASS PHOTO IN IT IS DISPICABLE!

WHY!
HOW!
WTF!

Ok, sorry.

I should let you enjoy the pictures.

Have Fun,

Kelly

...Is A Title Really Necessary?

2009-07-09T23:54:00.000-07:00

Oh haha.

After reading this blog post,
you guys MUST think that I'm real petty.
BUT I DON'T CARE!
How are we going to take a photo in that RIDICULOUS uniform?
HOW? HOW?HOW?HOW?HOW?HOW?HOW?HOW?HOW?HOW?HOW?HOW?
WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?WHY?

Life is So UNFAIR!

Aw Man!

Not even the Girl Guides had to do this.

True, they had to stand in front of the entire school.

True, they had to wear uniforms.

But, their uniforms were not out yet.

But THIS!

THIS, is OUTRAGEOUS!

How can they expect us to wear our GB uniform for the whole day?

Ok, THAT is still ok.

But, to have to take the class photo in it...

F**K!

WHY!?

Why US?

The unlucky GB girls.

The completely poor and pathetic GB girls.

Stupid.

Life is unfair, and Girls are UNLUCKY!

School was managable today.

Not too bad.

But not good either.

Not bad because:

I'm still alive.

Yay me.

Not good:

I forgot to pass up my completed Math Chap10.1-10.4 exercises.

Shit.

AND, my completed chinese composition.

Crap.

But there WERE funny parts.

For instance, the English Composition homework had some REALLY hilarious titles.

They were ALL related to Twilight.

1. A Journey that you enjoyed.

Ans: Bella's and Edward's journey back from Volterra to Forks.(New Moon)

2. A Tragic Mistake.

Ans: Edward leaving Bella.(New Moon)

3. An Unexpected Visitor.

Ans: Victoria's return.(Eclipse)

4. A time when you lost your temper, then later regretted it.

Ans: When Bella attacks Jacob. (Breaking Dawn)

5. Start your story with the sentence,

"This was the moment I had been waiting for. My heart pounded..."

Ans: Don't need to say. Most books have this part. LOL.

Haha.

Twilight Rules,

Kelly

Splattered

2009-07-09T00:36:00.000-07:00

Don't remind me of today.

I mean, it WAS fun.

It WAS exciting.

And, for once, I didn't forget to bring anything

But, life has it's ups and downs.

Yesterday, was similar to today.

The good things, the homework, you know.

I was enjoying the train ride home, with Celeste and Su Qin.

Then, we started talking about funny stuff.

It was all really silly actually.

Then, just as Celeste was drinking her water,

I HONESTLY do NOT know WHAT happened next.

She was just taking a sip of water, and then, SUDDENY...

(This part is from MY point of view)... I was talking to Su Qin,

Then, I have no idea what got into her.

First second, I was dry.

Second, she saw something funny.

Third second, she faced me.

Fourth second, my face was drenched.

See what I mean?

I'm a living, breathing, eating, reading, walking,

talking, hearing, seeing, and, and...you get the idea, bad omen.

LOL

We spent most of the train ride laughing at my rotten luck, and cleaning my face.

I MUST repay her somehow...

And, today...was better...and worse.

It was better because I got to catch up with Vanessa.

I haven't spoken or laughed with her for so long.

It was worse, because I couldn't meet up with Christina today.

I can really feel it stretching, and expanding.

That gap, the one that separates friends, keeps them away from each other,

and soon, they're gone, just like that.

Gone forever... ...

Maybe next week,

I'll be more lucky,

Kelly

Oh Happy Day!

2009-07-04T04:15:00.000-07:00

Yay Me.

I've snapped out of emo mode.

Finally.

I've been posting things too emo since the Canada trip.

I got a few complaints.

Lol.

Since tomorrow's Youth day, Caryl and I are planning to play badminton.

I wanted to take the opportunity to get Chris to meet Zell, but...

Chris can't make it, or, to be precise, she's NOT ALLOWED to go.

Stupid.

I'll fill you guys in with the details tomorrow.

I'm going to be late for church.

Bye, Kelly

BORED. BOREd. BORed. BOred. Bored. bored. OH! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! WHAT'S THE POINT IN DOING THIS?

2009-07-01T01:58:00.000-07:00

Oh Haha.
School has started.
I'm happy.
Everyone else isn't.
Why do I even bother?
It's not like I will like school permanently anyway.
I hate it.
I'm always the odd one out.
The freak.
The idiot.
The Moronic emo, who likes school and causes pain and hate for those around her.
I hurt Caryl before.
I irritated Su Qin before.
I betrayed and tricked Celestine before.
I lost faith in Vanessa. How could I do that?!
I've caused so much pain.

Ok. End of Story.
What you've seen is just a hundredth of my emo spell.
I just can't help myself.
Emo. EMo. EMO.
It's all my fault everything happens.
Sorry.
SOrry.
SORry.
SORRy.
SORRY.

Save me,
Kelly.

P.s.
Caryl looked kinda weird today.
Maybe I shouldn't sit with her tom.

My sincere apologies

2009-06-26T06:37:00.000-07:00

Sorry, sorry, sorry.
I don't know what I did wrong this time but still, sorry
I've been really acting really cold and old to you guys haven't I?
Sorry, sorry!
I haven't been posting, because of
outings, homework, or even my sudden mood-swings.
Sorry,sorry.
Maybe some of you were offended by that statement!
Oh....!
Maybe some more were even more offended by my reason for apologizing.
Sorry, sorry!
Oh, I just don't know what to do with myself!

Remember the kayaking thing?
I was kicked out.
Well, not literally kicked out, but, they forced me to go home.
Just because of the H1N1 thing.
My dad want to he liberty of checking the government websites
on anything about a quarantine after holidays.
But there wasn't!
So, happily I went to school, to the bus, to Changi Sea Port.
But when I got there the stupid teacher started asking this:
"Who has gone overseas during the holiday?"
"Me"
"Where did you go?"
"Canada..."
"(GASP!) Uh-uh. Bye-bye."
Yay me.
Apparently , MOE was in a good mood
and put up the quarantine that day.
Just my luck.

I hate my life,
Kelly

twilight. Twilight. TWILIGHT.

2009-06-21T17:16:00.000-07:00

I'm very, very sorry.

For alot of things.

Here's a little list:

-For forgetting to post.

-For not pestering my Dad to pay for internet connection in the hotel.(To post something.)

-For forgetting that you guys are on holiday too.

-For becoming a seriously devoted Twilight Fan.

I didn't know that I would actually like it!

I mean, I read, ALOT, but when the books came out, I couldn't bother to read them.

But in my stay in Canada, (thanks to Amanda having the full set) I started to read.

I loved it so much that I finished all four books in 3 days.

That's a really slow reading pace huh?

But then, she told me that she wanted to sell the books!

I went :"OH MY GOSH! That's a crime, Panda! How can you even THINK about that?!"

So, being me, I brought home her set of books.

She didn't mind.

She was actually happy that SOMEONE want to read them. She's read them for at least 10 times per each book.

Well, there's a stupid Gb camp coming up.

Tomorrow ,to be precise.

Kayaking.

Aw man!

I'm going to suck at it, and make a fool of myself.

Wish me luck.

Kill me,

Kelly

Over already?!

2009-06-07T15:03:00.000-07:00

When I was waving goodbye to my maid, I told myself,"I'm SO going to regret this."
Now, I'm spending my last few days in Canada, typing away, while Amanda is watching me.
I'm thinking,"One week ago, I was complaining, now, I wish the time we had together was longer."
OMG! Did I just say that?
O.K! I admit it.
I WANT to stay here.
-It's FUN.
-It's GREAT.
-It's NICE and windy.
BUT:
-It's COLD.
-It's so QUIET.
It's just plain freaky.

The entire house is separated by NON-sound-proof-walls.
So if you have a secret to tell, you might as well be telling everyone in the house.
There's not much privacy.

We just had a nice picnic dinner in the park the other day...
We flew the kite.
We played frisbee.
We played on the swings.
We... ...errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Well, do you expect me to keep carrying on?

Anyway, now that the two of them are actually talking to us, it's much more fun.
We have this ridiculous code.
The code is used by us to prevent the others from knowing what we are talking about them.
I'm teamed up with Amanda OBVIOUSLY.
I mean, the people of the same age group team up together.
It's really stupid really.
"LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Caryl must be thinking.
"ERRRRRRRRRRR...okay?" Celestine must be saying.
"Bakka lah you!" Su Qin must be exclaiming.
"Wow! So cool!" Vanessa must be shouting.(Or something like that : P)

See you soon,
Kelly

Holiday? I don't think so.

2009-06-01T18:54:00.000-07:00

Here I am, in Canada, literally half-dead, typing my latest post.

I am in a daze.

I mean, I had been complaining about the trip for so long.

Now that I'm really here, it's hard to believe that it's actually happening.

Amanda's as polite as usual.(Too polite in fact:X)

Melissa's laughter is as contagious as Caryl's.(I've found you a pal Doggabite!)

In short, i'm going to be bored to death if none of us finds the courage to speak up.
Typical, you heard me complaining right?
Well, there you go, it's true.
I'm bored.
They're bored.
We're all bored.
So now, we're using individual computers,typing away.

See, I told you guys that it would be this bad.
But you didn't listen anyway.
{Sigh} I'm not saying that it's your fault, but, I WANT to go back to Singapore!
I miss the sunshine.
The horrible humidty.
But, I've had enough of my idiotic sister who is counting down beside me now.
I swear, one day in the future, i'm going to be the one gining her a wedgie.

Shut up you BAKKA sister!,
Kelly(I hate my life. Care to swap?)
Oh yeah, if any of you guys want to figure out the time difference, the time now is 7.10 p.m)
Shut up QI!

Holidays?! So soon?!

2009-05-28T02:18:00.000-07:00

O.K.

Some people, love their holidays.

Some people, hate them like shit.

I, for one, HATE holidays.

I know!

It's crazy, you might say, but I simply HATE them.

-There's absolutely NOTHING you can do.

-It's BORING.

-I HATE TV!

-I LOVE COM! (But my sister uses it all the time.)

-ASSESSMENT. ASSESSMENT. ASSESSMENT.

And when there's a overseas trip:

-Trouble. Trouble. Trouble.

-Packing. Packing. Packing.

-Busy. Busy. Busy.

There's more stress than the school term!

Speaking of which, I got back my report book today.

It was, kind of a, a, a, shock.

I mean, I've never been in the top 3 positions in class before!

And even if I was the 3rd, it's quite an achievement don't you think?

Vanessa was 1st, as expected.

And Doan was 2nd.

Here's the result.

-English=A2

-Literature=A1

-Chinese=B4(:P)

-Math=A2

-History=B3

-Science=A1

-Design and Technology=A1

-Art=A2

-Geography=A1

Not bad lah, I mean, {ahem} can do better.

{AHEM},

Kelly

O.O Did I REALLY pass my chinese? This HAS to be a dream right?

2009-05-21T23:46:00.000-07:00

OK.

If you're from EverGreen and you were in the same class as I was,

you would HAVE to agree that it's pratically IMPOSSIBLE for me to

even pass my chinese.

I mean, it was totally unbelievable.

I got back my results this week.

They were...what do you call it? Oh, a FIASCO.

I mean, WTF?

HOW ON EARTH? Did I even manage to get such marks?

This was what i did:

-I heckcare do assignments, which are quite a BIG percentage in the marks.

-I didn't bother to study

-I didn't bother to check my answers during the test.(I mean, what's the point?)

-I wrote REALLY short answers.(What? I'm lazy you know?)

And, this was what I managed to scrape:

-English>70.2/100(I was the only A in the class. Aw man! ONLY an A2?)

-Math>50/60(Not bad for a math failure.)

-Chinese>32/50(OMG! amazing.)

-Science>41/50(Ok. I admit it. I didn't study.)

-Geography>41/50({faint})

-Literature>42/50(WTH?! I just wrote one thing in a long-winded way for every answer!)

-History>28/50(Sorry Mr Pilo. I don't listen to your class.)

I also found out that Caryl and Vanessa reactions are even

worse when getting back results:

-Vanessa:

-Pout about how low she got.

-Cry when she's upset(Don't cry Hamybite! It's ok!)

-Complain about Mum's expectations.

-Caryl:

-Hide her marks+feelings

-Starts emoing almost immediately

-Sits down, stares at the paper real hard, and breathes hard on it.

-Fling the paper onto the floor when angry

-Refuses to tell anyone her marks.

(Once again, these inferences were NOT made to hurt you.)

(Don't take it too hard.)

A Lil' note to those who failed any particular subject:

Please don't cry when you fail.

Is it because you don't understand it?

Or because you simply hate it?

Anyhow, remember that these stupid exams were created only

because the people who created the exam are too stupid to scan

our brains for our IQ level.

Remember that you have to prove that you've got the brains dude!

EXAMS SUX!,

Kelly:E

Univited....oooo...Freaky!

2009-05-19T17:14:00.000-07:00

Ok...Maybe I've not been posting enough in this period of time.
But still, I WAS banned from using the computer since last week.
I had to secretly use my Dad's laptop.
Sad right?

Anyhow, yesterday was the last paper.
I really feel like I flunked it already.
But, I'm happy that the exam priod is over.
I was getting real tired about having to calm Vanessa and Caryl down.
Did you know? They get REALLY uptight about exams.
When they found out that they got any question wrong:
-Vanessa:
-Freak out
-Tell the whole world what a jerk you are.
In short, she turns into a wierdo pessimist.
-Caryl:
-Freak out(why can't everyone be a little more original?)
-Starts stressing out about the future.
In short, she turns into a freaky predictionist.
(These inferences were not meant to hurt you guys. Don't take it too hard.)

After the exams, we went to watch a movie as a "After Exam Celebration"
We watched Uninvited.
It was... well, not very scary.
I mean, it DID put you on the edge of your seat but...
The story line was just TOO cliche.(unoriginal)
I WAS scared but it was just the picture.
Not the story line.
Caryl and Celestine kept screaming.
I don't understand why.
So much for my first ever horror movie...

Caryl, Celeste, Anna's behind you!(Private joke.),
Kelly

Exam results. I'm SO dead.

2009-05-13T00:08:00.000-07:00

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got an A2 for english! An A2!
OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG! OMG!
I am SO going to kill myself!
How could I let this happen?!
Plus, the CT result have not been added!
Mr Tay also said that from 1 Love, the highest was 19 or 20!
I was aiming for an A1!
OMG!
OMG!
What am I going to do?!

Caryl was so upset with her grades. She looked as though she might BURST into tears anytime!
I saw her sniffing. (Sorry I said this Caryl...)
I think I made Caryl angry. I told a secret that I PROMISED to keep.
She was quiet and didn't talk to me after that...
GOMENASAI! SORRY! DUI BU QI! IT'S ALL MY FAULT CARYL!
DON'T HATE ME!

Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry,
Kelly:(

Names.

2009-05-10T19:41:00.000-07:00

~Yawn~

Sorry for the delay of not posting anything for about...I don't know?! A week?

Anyway, I just added my very first mixpod to the blog.

For Naruto fans you should be able to recognise a few of the songs.

But, if you're strictly against Naruto, just stay away frome them.

We had our ENGLISH and CHINESE common tests on friday.

They were.. not too difficult but at the same time, not too easy.

We ALSO had our brigade knowledge test on the same day which I knew

I already flunked! (Sorry Mrs Loh!)

And that's about it, my boring and uneventful life.

But still, there was two real funny things that happened on friday.

Cayl, Daryl, and I were walking to the train station after the brigade knowledge test.

When we just about to reach J8, we saw (ANOTHER) Daryl...with his girlfriend!

For ppl who are dumbasses and don't know who Daryl is, he's a Boy brigade senior!

He was in his ITE uniform with his GF hugging him standing right across the road!

He saw us and we all just started laughing! LOL!

it was really wierd.

Caryl claims that she saw him at Vivo city HOLDING HANDS WITH HIS MOTHER!

Well, at least that's funny.

Now, to the part where some of you might not find funny.

As some of you might know, there's this, MY LOVELY MOTHER contest or something.

The finalist's names were real funny.

One pretty mom was named VIVIEN!

Congrats Vivien! lol!

And another was called... ...

...JUN!

LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!LOL!

I didn't know Jun was a girl's name!

Sorry Jun, but just deal with it!

You'll grow up to have a pretty girl's face even as a boy!

Ok.

I'll admit it.

That was bad.

Sorry Jun.

Did I just say that?!,

Kelly

Do.Re.Mi.Fa.So.La.Ti.Do!

2009-05-04T01:53:00.000-07:00

Guess what?!

I got a new violin!

It sounds real sweet.

The sound, sounds, well, ALIVE.

Any how, lets get down to bussiness.

2May: Celestine's Birthday party.

-was V.fun!

-delicious BBQ food.

-presents

-Games

-Lots more!

A 100% gaurantee for enjoyment.

3May: Assessment Day.

-Tiring

-Stupid

-Totally insignificant

-I grew fat.( MUST EXERCISE.)

A 200% guarantee for dislike

What can I say?!

My life is THE most damn boring thing in this entire universe.

Meeting Christina on thursday!

I'm damn happy!

At last!

A day to spend with the only person on Earth who understands me.

Give me something to do!

Kelly

Burger King. Yum.

2009-04-30T03:31:00.000-07:00

You know what this post is about?

If you think it's burgers, then you're right!

Well, SOMEONE's getting smarter!

Anyway, today was Kuo Chuan Presbyterian Secondary School's 85th Founder's Day!

It was real cool seeing Mr Pilo getting a cert for sports!

No offence but, he's real...real...well, you get the idea fellow KCPians!

Celeste and I wanted to slove the mystery on WHY those who ran 2.4 on tuesday ran so fast.

So... ...being the complete Bakkas we are, we walked 13 rounds aroung the 3rd floor,

and walked 2.4 at the track! LOL! Totally STUPID!

We treated ourselves to a BK meal to cheer ourselves up.

I know that this might be totally CRAZY, but, I've REALLY never eaten at BK before!

So, Celeste just picked out something for me, and I ate it without knowing what it was!

For today's Get-Well-Soon-Corner, we have...Celestine!

She caught a real bad sore throat like Caryl's from her sister.

She couldn't even speak on Sunday.

Her throat was totally blocked!

Let us wish her a speedy recovery.

And now, I would like to give my curses to the horrible SWINE FLU.

Dear Mr Swine Flu,

I hope that you will leave Earth and get out of our own private lives so that we do not have to:

-Bring thermometer everyday.

-CANCELL HOLIDAY PLANS.

-Worry about our foreign relatives

-Get checked at the airport

And most of all...

-DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY SO THAT EVERY POST I POST FROM NOW ON IS ANGRY!

Ahem...lol.

Yours sincerely,

Kelly :Deng Xue Fen

Curse SF,

Kelly

Cancelled!?

2009-04-28T01:27:00.000-07:00

Do you have any idea what this post is about?

If you have no idea, well, you're an official dumbass!

Cancelled, is the only thing I can think of now.

My mom told me that our Canada holiday would be cancelled if the Swine Flu thing does not clear up.

It's real sad.

We've been planning it for 3 months.

Where to go.

What to do.

Why we would go there.

Well, you get the picture.

And now, It's all ruined!

Go doctors! Go scientists!

Go beat that SWINE FLU!

Get-Well-Soon-Corner:

Today's highlight is... Caryl!

She ate from an unfinished bowl of maggie noodles that Daryl was eating from.

Unfortunately, Daryl had a REAL BAD sore throat!

Now, she has it, and she's coughing now.

I can feel it!

Swine Flu my FOOT,

Kelly

Get-Well-Soon-Corner.

2009-04-25T02:07:00.000-07:00

Yo ppl!
I'm at Caryl's now. We just watched 17 again at Amk Hub.
It's really "romantic" so I almost puked.
Anyhow, we are now watching slumdog millionaire.
It's SUPER DISGUSTING!
For 1 Lovers who have heard from Miss Ng 'bout the thing they use to blind the child, it's actually acid!
It's so sickening!
For this week, I'm going to start a new corner in my posts.
The spectacular..."Get-Well-Soon-Corner!"
It's lame, I know.....don't have to rub it in...
This week's message is for...Su Qin!
Dear Qiny,
We all miss you.
It's been real quiet and boring since you've gotten the poxies.
By the way, Vanessa sent you this week's homework.
2 full envolopes of HOMEWORK.
Make sure you do it
DO NOT SLACK!
If you don't complete the homework, you won't learn!
And just so you know, the teachers sill want you to take the common test!

XoXo,
Kelly.

Signing off,
Kelly

Chick-Chick-Chicken Pox?!

2009-04-22T00:34:00.000-07:00

Owwww... ...
My muscles are hurting like SHIT!
My body is still sore from yesterday's 2.4 run.
Oh ya. I haven't told you my time.
I didn't like the track so I stopped and walked a while.
I got 14.42 min. Damn long right?
Well, I better get used to the track.
Su Qin got chicken pox yesterday.
Caryl and I sent her to the general office.
When she went to the doctor, she got 2 weeks MC!
So good right?!
Anyway, the common tests are coming up so she chose the worst time to fall ill.

That's all for now,
Kelly

Tired? Tried? Tierd? Teird? How you spell it?

2009-04-20T03:06:00.000-07:00

AAAAHHHH!!!!
I DAMN tired!
Today, school was such a hassle!
Art, have to rush- We came in late.
Chinese, so boring- Teacher made us do a worksheet for 40 min
D and T, our egg cracked- We were supposed to make a structure to protect a falling egg.
But, I, being Lil' Miss UNLUCKY didn't secure the ice-cream sticks
properly and the entire egg fell with a SPLAT and the egg white spilt
on the floor and my hand.
I also jogged this morning too!
1.2 km in 7.13 min is DAMN SLOW sia!
Maybe I should report in sick tommorow then can train more... ...

Where's the ice-pack,
Kelly:

Happy Birthday Crystal!

2009-04-17T18:32:00.001-07:00

I'm so happy to see my friends grow up!
But... I DON'T evr want to grow up!
It's more fun staying as a kid for all your life!
Well, some things in life just can't be helped!
I've broken up with Celestine again...
And this time I don't plan to make up!
She's too damn PETTY!
She ALWAYS thinks she's right!
I'm SO glad I finally got rid of her!
Anyway, Naruto Shippudden came out on thursday!
Hip Hip Hooray!
Today, I'n going for a VERY important GB meeting!
Well, got to go!

Three cheers for Naruto,
Kelly:P

nafa. Nafa. NAfa. NAFa. NAFA!

2009-04-13T02:43:00.000-07:00

Three Cheers For Nafa!
Hip Hip Hooray!
Hip Hip Hooray!
Hip Hip Hooray!

Yay! Today was Nafa( as some of you might know.) It was so FUN!
My scores were VERY lousy this time!
All I did was have FUN!
My scores are... ... :
Sit and Reach- 36cm( LOUSY!)
Shuttle Run- 11.1 Sec(Second fastest girl in class! But only lost by one milisec!)
Inclined Pull-ups- 16( Heckcare do one lah!)
Sit-ups- 36( I stopped when the teacher came by and said I already passed.)
Standing Broad Jump- 179cm(I was staring into space! What do you expect?!)

Anyway, I am SO tired.
I even ran 3.2km with my friends to train stamina!
I run 800m in 5mins!
I need to run more often.

ARGH! MY back!,
KellyT.T

Has He?

2009-04-07T01:35:00.000-07:00

Today, Mr Tay, was not angry... ...

In fact he gave us a BIG suprise of being much more than just angry... ...

He was HAPPY!

He did not scold us, no, he only talked in way that means:"Sorry I completely freaked you guys out. I was only angry with Eugene and Jun."

Then, he was his happy old self again.

That's a relief!

I have to change hamster bedding now.(The 1 week old one STINKS LIKE HELL! WHEW!)

SMS( Save my soul!),

Kelly<:O

GB RAWKS! ( If not for the uniform... :P)

2009-04-04T19:02:00.000-07:00

Sorry again for not posting for a few days, or is it one, I can't remember...

Anyway, yesterday I went to my first "Full-Uniform-Girls' Brigade- Meeting"

It was REALLY WARM when we were changing, it literally felt as though we were in a sauna!

Our company, the 28th GB company (both P and S) won the GOLD COMPANY AWARD!

We cheered like SIAO when Mr low collected the prize!

Then we took a picture with the 28th P Company only to be told that it was going to be put in the "ESPOIR"

For ppl who are not in my school,

the ESPOIR is the school news letter.

And, we'll be in it wearing our GB uniform! SO PAISEI!

Bye,

Kellsie( As Caryl calls me)

Friends Forever!

2009-04-03T02:21:00.000-07:00

Today, Mr Tay went wild.

First, he didn't greet us.

Then, when we stood up to greet him, he shouted at us to sit down.

After that, he just stared at us giving the tense and in suspense feeling.

It's REALLY scary!

If you see this MT, well, no offense!

We all know that you're REALLY sensitive.

I would just like to apologise for the whole class.

" SORRY! GOMENASAI! DUI BU QI!"

I ate lunch at KFC with Chris today!

Very nice, but, FATTENING!

Today must STARVE!

She's SO funny! I love my Lil' sis!

Sorry again Mr Tay,

Kelly:(

ENDURE CALLED! OMG!

2009-03-31T23:50:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, right after I wrote the last post...

Endure called!

Most of you might not know this GR8 guy but still... other than Christopher, he is my other "brother".

He found out that I was ANOYMOUS and was ANGRY.

Why? Well, he said: " I treat every 6Charitian equally! You might as well be my little sister, LITTLE GIRL!"

We talked for SO long, 57min 58sec to be exact!

Dad's gonna flip when he sees the phone bill!

GTG,

Kelly:D

Reunion Time!

2009-03-31T01:30:00.000-07:00

Hihi People,

I'm hosting the April 6 Charity reunion using the name: ANOYMOUS

"Why" You ask?

Well, I never was the most POPULAR person in 6Charity.

( In fact I was only known as the ARTIST and the person who took care of annoying BOYS.)

The last time I tried to host a meeting without being anoymous,

everyone just deleted the sms off their phones once they saw my name on the CALLER ID.

But for now,

the main purpose for me to host this meeting is to give Christopher his

BIRTHDAY PRESENT!

He told me to send an E-CARD but he could'nt read it because his com had

BROKEN DOWN!

Cry... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...

I found my hamsters eventually, they were biting my feet when I was typing the last post.

" Hey! Where's our lunch?!" They seemed to say.

Tell you more later,

Kelly:)

Happy Birthday Christopher!

2009-03-28T17:39:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you... ...Happy Birthday to you!

Hi People! Just wanting to say a very happy birthday to my primary school "brother". And if, you're out there Chris, you've just turned 13!

Wow, Congrats... Now, back to business. My life.

Yesterday night, I forgot to close the hamster cage, and yes, the hamsters escaped.

Thankfully, we managed to find one of them, Sqeaky.

Hamy however, is still missing!

Let's hope that I don't step on them!

Celeste also apologised to me yesterday too, " It's painful hating someone." She said. Well, that means that I'll have to get a birthday present for her again...

Well, that's all folks!

Love,

Kelly

Friends? MY FOOT!

2009-03-26T23:39:00.000-07:00

" Hi, I'm Celeste, I hope we'd be good friends!"
" Friends? Go and die!"
Is what the conversation should have been like. But I was SO stupid and accepted her!
She is SO DAMNED STUCK-UP!
"Kelly, you can choose to be friends with me or Su Qin. You can only choose one."
She had had a fight with Su Qin, again. So, I chose her and smsed Su Qin about the situation so that the poor girl would not be so bewildered about why we were not talking to her.
Then, 1 week after that. Su Qin messaged me when Celeste was playing with my phone, again.
"Hey! I thought I said that you couldn't sms her! You're so selfish! Can't even keep to one friend!"
Wow, I'm so selfish... ... then what are you?! She didn't even know that she was not allowed to sms me. Celeste, you CAN'T EVEN THINK! DO YOU EVEN HAVE A BRAIN?
If I was Naruto, I'd give you a whift of Rasengan!

Don't mess with me,
Kelly

BUSY! BUSY! BUSY!

2009-03-24T21:42:00.000-07:00

Hi hi People!

I have not posted for the whole week right?
Well, my sincere apologies it was the MOST busy week of my life!

Apologies

2009-03-20T19:33:00.000-07:00

Howdy people,

Sorry I didn't post anything yesterday.

It was Girl Brigade Bowling!

It was quite fun though I've never gone bowling before... ...

At least I got the second highest score.

Anyway, I had to go to James' house after that to do Drama-aa.

We didn't really acomplish anything though... ...

Anyway, I started a rumor that Wen Han likes Celestine!( Sorry Celeste).

Hope it spreads far and wide with Caryl the number one rumor spreader at the front line!

GTG,

Kelly

CANCELLED?!

2009-03-17T20:06:00.000-07:00

ARGH! WTF! Cancelled? Why?

OMG! THEY CAN'T DO THIS!

Sigh... ... I guess I'll have to wait for a reunion where EVERYONE can come... ...

Cursing,

Kelly >:< (Back to the study table it is... ...)

Ham Hams and a Blog?

2009-03-16T19:31:00.000-07:00

Hihi, People.

If you're asking what hamsters and this blog have to do in common, the reasons are that:

-They were made/born on the 16th of march 2009

-they are hard to manage

-They are both battle grounds

What's more is that me and Christina are holding a 6 Charity reunion tmr!

( To fellow 6 ex-charitians: Please come to this march's reunion, we didn't have on for Feb

deatails are at chris's blog.)

KnuckleTouch,

Kelly/Little Girl(to Endure)

YO YO PEOPLE!

2009-03-16T02:42:00.000-07:00

Hihi everybody! Thanks for stopping by to visit mii lil' Blog!

I MUST thank Chris for helping me do my blog. After all, I'm no technology geek( She's not either!). Anyhow, feel free to look around and watch the videos if you get a chance!

Lots of Lurve( ewww),

Kelly