Science is FUNNY.

Look.

I know.

It's weird.

How can science EVER be funny?

Well, it ALL started today during the HORRIBLE science period.

Mr chimp walks into class, we greet him.

And I prepare to fall asleep.

THEN, he asks.

"Who doesn't understand radiation?"

Then, I ignore him.

I didn't listen to the previous lesson, and so, duh, I don't understand.

I STILL prepare to sleep.

Then, Caryl who sat beside me today, raised her hand, great.

So, I teased, ''LOL. I also don't know."

And she holds my hand up...

0.0



Then, as he explains, he does WEIRD hand movements.

THEN, he did one SO SICK.

It seemed like he was about to tear his shirt off!

I'm serious!

EWW.



Then, after he explain, he taught Effects of Heat.

When we came to the part o fthe Bimetallic thingy.

I decided to talk to myself.

WHAT?

I was BORED.

So, I went, "Bi-Metallic...Bi-Metallic...BI!!! OMG! WTF?!"

This was in my brain.

So caryl didn't hear.

Then I went(aloud), "Bi-metallic...eww..."

And then, she must have been thinking the same thing, cause she went, "Bisexual."

Then, we burst.

Laugh like siao...

LOL

Chimp glared at us.

I don't care.

He draws circuit diagram.

Draws a line from the bell and worte, "hell"

and below labeled the wires.

Then, Caryl went, "hell wires?!"

And we both went, "hell-boy" and looked at suqin.

LOL

Then, we continued with the Bimetallic strip.

Then he label it, "Strip"

OMG

If you don't get it..

then good.

LOL

Then, he continued drawing the diagram.

and he drew a screw that looked like shit.

Ok, first it looked like shit, then...

And Caryl went,"Don't think sick..." while holding the laughter back. And I said, "Don't worry, it's WAY too sharp."

LOL

Later, I saw the pen her mom bought for her.

It was a pen, in the shape of a cute toothpaste plastic holder.

Then, I saw it.

On the side.

"Rainbow Balls"

OMG

LOL

Ok,

it might not have been funny for some of you who don't know the inside jokes.

Sorry, Yay.

I posted.

Finally.



Scince rocks,

Kelly

Camp sucks to the core. AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

MAN!

Why MUST they make us go through that camp?

They say that it's to let us rough it out.

They say that it's for experience.

BUT...

THAT was simply too much.

UGH!

I don't have to be Eugene to tell you that the food SUCKED.

SO BAD.

The vegetables were so soggy that I didn't even dare

to eat any more than a spoonful each meal...

The fruits were badly cut.

There were cores on every piece of fruit I got.

And the main dish!

Was surprising good...

lol.

We had to sleep in tents which were manually pitched by yours truly and friends.

It was those kind of tents with planks for support.

Canvas for cover.

With no bottom of course.

Horribly hot in the day when inside.

And terribly cold in the early morning.

The base was made with wooden floor boards that...

well...was wood...so...you know...DAMN HARD.

Then...we had to spqeeze in 8.

8 floorboards per tent.

Omg.

So many.

I was like: " What the bleh?!!! So many people in ONE tent?!!!"

Well, apparently yes.

It was overall ok.

But I could sleep with my legs straight.

So uncomfortable.

Then...the worst part.

The TOILET.

O.M.G.

I REALLY don't want to talk about it.

BUt...Qi here beside me is forcing me to do it.

Great.

Fine...

It was DIRTY.

SMELLY.

NOT POSSIBLE TO USE WITHOUT HAVING TO STAND A HORRIBLE, AND I MEAN HORRIBLE, STENCH.

Terrible.

The showering cubicle and toilet was together.

So it's DAMN SMALL.

Then.

When showering, there's no hooks. So I had to carrying my stuff AWAY from the water when showering.

Stupid huh?

I forgot about the small edge at the back of the cubicle...

Pathetic.

On the way to the toilet, and everywhere else away from the tent,

is a grassy field.

Ugh.

If you were thinking of a cemented path, think again.

It's just grass, sand, insects and FROGS.

Yea.

FROGS.

Small.

Medium.

Big.

HUMONGOUS.

One of my friends from another class actually STEPPED on the frog!

OMG.

The blood splattered everywhere.

LOL.

SICKENING.

We couldn't get to sleep until 2 am on the first night.

So tired.

But still hyper.

Lol.

So can't sleep.

Actually, lights out was at 11pm.

...

Diau.

Then the teachers...

got to sleep in air-con dorms.

WTF?!

WHERE'S THE JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD?

So, concluding this Long and completely useless post.

I have to say that

CAMP SUCKS!

And to those that have not gone for camp.

Good luck.

And Have fun.

Camp sucks,

Kelly