LOL.
You wouldn't believe me if I told you why I haven't posted in so long.
To be honest...
I forgot all about this blog.
LOL.
Seriously, I had no recall of the blog.
Especially on the day I came back from Cambodia.
I got indigestion on the last day of the trip.
And I puked in Ms Foo's sink.
LOL.
I had to stay in her room.
Felicia ALSO fell sick.
But that's probably because of the fact that she ate a gigantic packet of Kit Kat.
An enormous can of Hello Panda and ALOT MORE.
When the team came back from dinner,
They had bought Felicia dinner.
I couldn't eat.
My lunch was still stuck in my stomach, which had stubbornly refused to digest it.
Kelly's health tip:
If you are suffering from indigestion, and you want to puke quickly, make sure the person taking care of you or anyone near you wafts' the smell of food into your nose.
The smell will make your brain think of eating more even though your stomach is in shut down, and your stomach which is already bloated from the undigested food will force the food out.
Technically, I think puking everything out is better than keeping it in. But, IF you're afraid of puking just don't think of food. ESPECIALLY, don't SMELL it.
So...I did NOT think of it at the time.
But, my stomach rolled and I flew to the toilet hoping to make it in time.
BUT, the sink WAS closer than the toilet bowl.
So I puked in the sink.
Look, I felt ALOT better after I puked out undigested food, anyone would.
But, I had not thought that it would be SO undigested that it was still all in solid form.
So, yeah.
I puked in my cca teacher's hotel room sink, AND got it choked with vomit.
Yay me.
LOL.
At least I didn't puke ON anyone like I did when I was 9.
When I got my first ever attack of indigestion.
I puked all over Dad.
Ugh.
Imagine if I puked on Ms Foo...LOL.
I almost puked on the plane.
But I fell asleep.
Thank God for the ability to sleep.
Nevermind.
This post is talking WAY too mush about vomitting.
Kelly, who puked in my teacher's sink.
