God it's dead around here.

Yo people,
it's been awhile since I last posted.
ZZZ.
Actually, a LONG time since I last posted.

I hate being chairman.
Attendance.
Having to go early to unlock the door.
It's so tiring.
So much so that I neglected my studies.
I haven't been able to study properly.
My test results are so bad...=.=

T.T
I'm resigning.
LOL.
Three months.
Three months is ENOUGH.
I pity the person who becomes chairman though.
I kind of understand Annur's pain though.
Imagine last year she was chairman for the whole year.
Omg.
She's strong.
LOL.

Love Apples,
Kelly

Gaud

Man.

It's been so long since I posted.

LOL.

This feels weird.

Sorry.

Anyway, so much has happened.

So much has changed.

And to top it off, I'm Chairman of the class.

Me and my bad luck...

Damn.

Hoang Nam has transffered.

Vanessa is going to transfer.

Almost all our teachers have changed.

Math, English, Literature, Pe, Aesthetics, Geography, History.

Only Chinese, Science, Art, and Home Economics have not changed.

[Sigh]

I hate changes.

I really do.

Why do things have to change?

But, there ARE good things that happened.

For example, Brendan got Korean admirers.

LOL.

Actually, instead of being happy, he's scared.

And it's all his fault too.

He decided to play a prank on Caryl.

He stole her bag.

Then the Koreans' watched as she chased after him, trying to get her bag back.

When the whole thing was over, they came over.

And introduced themselves.

We did the same.

Then, out of the blue, it just started.

Brendan started being chased by a 14 year old Korean girl.

Nothing to say,

Kelly

Cambodia+Buffet(after a whole week of no meat)= INDIGESTION

LOL.

You wouldn't believe me if I told you why I haven't posted in so long.

To be honest...

I forgot all about this blog.

LOL.

Seriously, I had no recall of the blog.

Especially on the day I came back from Cambodia.

I got indigestion on the last day of the trip.

And I puked in Ms Foo's sink.

LOL.

I had to stay in her room.

Felicia ALSO fell sick.

But that's probably because of the fact that she ate a gigantic packet of Kit Kat.

An enormous can of Hello Panda and ALOT MORE.

When the team came back from dinner,

They had bought Felicia dinner.

I couldn't eat.

My lunch was still stuck in my stomach, which had stubbornly refused to digest it.

Kelly's health tip:

If you are suffering from indigestion, and you want to puke quickly, make sure the person taking care of you or anyone near you wafts' the smell of food into your nose.

The smell will make your brain think of eating more even though your stomach is in shut down, and your stomach which is already bloated from the undigested food will force the food out.

Technically, I think puking everything out is better than keeping it in. But, IF you're afraid of puking just don't think of food. ESPECIALLY, don't SMELL it.

So...I did NOT think of it at the time.

But, my stomach rolled and I flew to the toilet hoping to make it in time.

BUT, the sink WAS closer than the toilet bowl.

So I puked in the sink.

Look, I felt ALOT better after I puked out undigested food, anyone would.

But, I had not thought that it would be SO undigested that it was still all in solid form.

So, yeah.

I puked in my cca teacher's hotel room sink, AND got it choked with vomit.

Yay me.

LOL.

At least I didn't puke ON anyone like I did when I was 9.

When I got my first ever attack of indigestion.

I puked all over Dad.

Ugh.

Imagine if I puked on Ms Foo...LOL.

I almost puked on the plane.

But I fell asleep.

Thank God for the ability to sleep.

Nevermind.

This post is talking WAY too mush about vomitting.

Kelly, who puked in my teacher's sink.

friends in my poor miserable life are the only jewels of hope.

Christy wants to kill me...LOL

I am sick.
Once again.

A sty in my left eye is more than enough for me to land myself in bed.

It's torture man.

My entire left eye-lid is swollen.

~cry~

I was supposed to be in Courts getting my secret christmas present with dad.

[sigh]

To Vanessa.

You've been a great math tutor.

You're really sweet, though you're a little competetive.

Enjoy life a bit ok?

We live to study.

Not study to live.

To SuQin.
You hate me I know.

Nothing I can do about that.

You've been a great friend anyways.

To Eugene's sister.

LOL.

Cute.

Chinese is SUPER good man.
So envious.
Super friend.

XD

To Queen Elizabeth.

You're SO quiet man.

Speak up more ok?

If you do that, you'll be popular.

I'm sure you will be.

:P

To Mard

Nice pic.
LOL.

"Emo" doesn't suit you now that I know you better.

I won't call you that ever again.

Don't worry about you're hair.

It'll grow back.

I also regret slightly.

Cutting my hair wasn't the best idea ever.

Sorry if I didn't mention you.

If you think you are a close friend please tag ok?

Kelly the sick.

Hmmm...Time files, never waiting for us to catch up.

Time files, even though it doesn't have wings.

Never stopping, not even for the best of times.

Mocking us by seeming to slow down when we suffer.
We cannot do anything about time.
But, befriend it, accept it, endure it.

It's the time of the year yet again.

Lol.

It might be old fashioned to some of you.

But, this IS what I do at the end of every year.

To: Christina

Who's faith in me has kept me going even though we can't see each other (often. DOTS.).

You have been my BESTEST friend since primary school.

The very thought of losing you when we were promoted scared the hell out of me.

I heard stories of the best of friends, losing touch with the simple change of schools.

But, we hung on.

And I thank you for that Christy.

Even though we are not blood-related, I treat you better than my sister.

Conclusion:

Applicant: Christina Sin Hui Min

Rank: BFFAE

Next is for my secondary school friends.

To: Caryl:D

Doggabite who is Man's best friend.

LOL.
Dogs+ Hamsters+ SA+ Crazy+ Funny= YOU

Dots.

You've been a great help this year.

ESPECIALY in MATH, ugh.

Frankly speaking, if I hadn't met Christy, you would have been my best friend.

The main difference would've been the birthday and the apperance.

But there HAVE been some problems.

Mainly due to me telling secrets...-.-"

Conclusion:

Applicant: Caryl Tan Ting Hui

Rank: BF...(do you think i should add another 'F'?)

To: Celestine

The one who says "haix" all the time.


Dots.
I know we had our problems, but you are a good friend I can never let go.
When you have troubles, you always let me know.
You're cute, and hyper.
LOL.
Conclusion:
Applicant: Celestine Tung

Rank: BB(best buddy)

To: Dielle

The gung-ho one.

Dielle, Dielle...
You were NEVER feminine.
And that's YOU.
DON'T YOU CHANGE.
But if that happened, every boy would probably fall for you...
LOL.
You are a VERY good example of the phrase: "Never judge a book by it's cover"
Thanks for the good company and the numerous times of swearing and dirty joking.
You are a great...guy...

Rank: BMB (best misbehaving buddy)

Ok.

I'm so damn tired.

Watch out for part 2.

yay me,

Kelly the Edward

Gb IS forever. It hurts man.

OUCH

What do you get when you add Gb and "like"?

Gb, FOREVER.

I know it's lame.

But still.

It's eating up ALL my time.

I'm supposed to be painting my room door tomorrow.

It's gonna be a tuesday and there's supposed to be Gb.

But the date isn't on the form.

So, I happily told my Dad that I could paint the door.

BUT, I got a sms from Caryl.

Caryl

16-Nov-2009 22.05

Tomorrow got gb.

ARGH!

NO!

MY DOOR!

MY DAY!

Gone...in the arrival of a umlucky sms.

[sigh]

And to make matters worse.

The last meeting, for drill.

Was on Saturday, at 7A.M.

0.0

Great.

I met Caryl on the train.

We thought we had PLENTY of time.

But, when we reached the school, only 1 minute left.

By instinct, we ran.

It was raining before that.

I stepped on the metal drain grille, slipped.

BAM

Ouch.

Gb HURTS.

Literally.

Gb forever?

It's so stupid.
It's a HOLIDAY for God's sake.
This is NOT a holiday!
This is imprisonment!
Gb on 2 days of the week is good enough.
I know the drill Stage 1 test is important.
BUT, being a Cambodia girl now, it's like 1 or 2 more days a week!
WHAT IS THIS?
[sigh]

Nevermind.
My birthday is coming up soon, friends should know.
I'm inviting all P6 friends who want to come.
Sec 1 friends too.
Christy, PLEASE come.
I'm inviting others too see? P6 friends.
PLEASE COME.
It'll just be a quiet thing.
No party this year.
It's not like anybody I invited last time came anyway.
We're just going to watch a movie.
Get Smart.
LOL. It's the best.
Christina is afraid of coming 'cause she's scared of being EXTRA
What's with that Chris?
Will you come now with P6 friends coming too?
Let's see what you'll do shall we?
I'm sure what you choose will surprise me.
You always do.

Man I'm getting old,
Kelly the girl with the one-in-a-zillion-hairflip