Science is FUNNY.

Look.

I know.

It's weird.

How can science EVER be funny?

Well, it ALL started today during the HORRIBLE science period.

Mr chimp walks into class, we greet him.

And I prepare to fall asleep.

THEN, he asks.

"Who doesn't understand radiation?"

Then, I ignore him.

I didn't listen to the previous lesson, and so, duh, I don't understand.

I STILL prepare to sleep.

Then, Caryl who sat beside me today, raised her hand, great.

So, I teased, ''LOL. I also don't know."

And she holds my hand up...

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Then, as he explains, he does WEIRD hand movements.

THEN, he did one SO SICK.

It seemed like he was about to tear his shirt off!

I'm serious!

EWW.



Then, after he explain, he taught Effects of Heat.

When we came to the part o fthe Bimetallic thingy.

I decided to talk to myself.

WHAT?

I was BORED.

So, I went, "Bi-Metallic...Bi-Metallic...BI!!! OMG! WTF?!"

This was in my brain.

So caryl didn't hear.

Then I went(aloud), "Bi-metallic...eww..."

And then, she must have been thinking the same thing, cause she went, "Bisexual."

Then, we burst.

Laugh like siao...

LOL

Chimp glared at us.

I don't care.

He draws circuit diagram.

Draws a line from the bell and worte, "hell"

and below labeled the wires.

Then, Caryl went, "hell wires?!"

And we both went, "hell-boy" and looked at suqin.

LOL

Then, we continued with the Bimetallic strip.

Then he label it, "Strip"

OMG

If you don't get it..

then good.

LOL

Then, he continued drawing the diagram.

and he drew a screw that looked like shit.

Ok, first it looked like shit, then...

And Caryl went,"Don't think sick..." while holding the laughter back. And I said, "Don't worry, it's WAY too sharp."

LOL

Later, I saw the pen her mom bought for her.

It was a pen, in the shape of a cute toothpaste plastic holder.

Then, I saw it.

On the side.

"Rainbow Balls"

OMG

LOL

Ok,

it might not have been funny for some of you who don't know the inside jokes.

Sorry, Yay.

I posted.

Finally.



Scince rocks,

Kelly

Camp sucks to the core. AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT.

MAN!

Why MUST they make us go through that camp?

They say that it's to let us rough it out.

They say that it's for experience.

BUT...

THAT was simply too much.

UGH!

I don't have to be Eugene to tell you that the food SUCKED.

SO BAD.

The vegetables were so soggy that I didn't even dare

to eat any more than a spoonful each meal...

The fruits were badly cut.

There were cores on every piece of fruit I got.

And the main dish!

Was surprising good...

lol.

We had to sleep in tents which were manually pitched by yours truly and friends.

It was those kind of tents with planks for support.

Canvas for cover.

With no bottom of course.

Horribly hot in the day when inside.

And terribly cold in the early morning.

The base was made with wooden floor boards that...

well...was wood...so...you know...DAMN HARD.

Then...we had to spqeeze in 8.

8 floorboards per tent.

Omg.

So many.

I was like: " What the bleh?!!! So many people in ONE tent?!!!"

Well, apparently yes.

It was overall ok.

But I could sleep with my legs straight.

So uncomfortable.

Then...the worst part.

The TOILET.

O.M.G.

I REALLY don't want to talk about it.

BUt...Qi here beside me is forcing me to do it.

Great.

Fine...

It was DIRTY.

SMELLY.

NOT POSSIBLE TO USE WITHOUT HAVING TO STAND A HORRIBLE, AND I MEAN HORRIBLE, STENCH.

Terrible.

The showering cubicle and toilet was together.

So it's DAMN SMALL.

Then.

When showering, there's no hooks. So I had to carrying my stuff AWAY from the water when showering.

Stupid huh?

I forgot about the small edge at the back of the cubicle...

Pathetic.

On the way to the toilet, and everywhere else away from the tent,

is a grassy field.

Ugh.

If you were thinking of a cemented path, think again.

It's just grass, sand, insects and FROGS.

Yea.

FROGS.

Small.

Medium.

Big.

HUMONGOUS.

One of my friends from another class actually STEPPED on the frog!

OMG.

The blood splattered everywhere.

LOL.

SICKENING.

We couldn't get to sleep until 2 am on the first night.

So tired.

But still hyper.

Lol.

So can't sleep.

Actually, lights out was at 11pm.

...

Diau.

Then the teachers...

got to sleep in air-con dorms.

WTF?!

WHERE'S THE JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD?

So, concluding this Long and completely useless post.

I have to say that

CAMP SUCKS!

And to those that have not gone for camp.

Good luck.

And Have fun.

Camp sucks,

Kelly

Dying and Living. Not such different things afterall.

Great.

Teacher's Day is here.

My blog is dying.

I'm living a terrible life.

And, I have to cook for a Teacher's Day party Which I have no idea when or where is being held.

I love my life.

It always gets back at me.

I do something bad indirectly,

Something gets stolen.

I get blamed.

I do something good.

I STILL get blamed.

Great.

I love it.

Yay me.

And now, my mum is going twichy about my diet and my eyes.

My astigmatism has gone up to 150.

A round of appaulase please.

My myopia degree is 600+.

Diau.

My parents keep fighting about whether to increase to number of reading lamps.

...

Welcome to my life.

Yay me,

Kelly

Sick of Chocolate

Ugh.

I HATE it.

Why must they always do this?

In primary school.

In secondary school.

EVERYWHERE.

EVERYTIME.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!



Never mind that.

I fell sick in school yesterday.

Ugh.

I had the fever from 2nd period onwards.

But, I didn't know I WAS sick.

I had slight fever.

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Sorry I just sneezed.

Then, after I came home.

I got high fever.

Ugh.

Now it's come down

My timetable for the weekend is ruined.

What happened today:

Woke up.

Found out fever had gone up.

Eat medicine.

Sleep.

Wake up.

Medicine.

Sleep.



So boring.

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Sorry.

Sneezed again.



Cya,

Kelly the sick

Ps. I fell in love with Gakuen Alice.

Yeung Gin- Monkey King. Keane- DAMN HAO LIAN DOG.

Yo humans.
Today was kinda sad, but still happy.
WTF?!
My description SUCKS!
LOL!
Sorry, I'm in a neutral mood right now.
So I can suddenly beome V. Happy, or V.sad.
Ugh.

First, the sad part.
WHAT?!
Look, if you want the happy/ good news first...
...try to learn to save the good things for last.

Ok.
Sad Thing.
I fought with SuQin today.
UGH!
It's all my fault...
She was teasing me about going to sit beside Jasper, AGAIN.
Then, I was in neutral mood see?
So guess what happened?
Angry right?
V. angry.
Aka
My higher levels of angriness.
Then I go beat her.
Then, I wanted to slap her you know!
OMG!
How could I?
She's the world's one and only Penguin Ng Su Qin!
AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Then, when I at the same time that I wanted to slap her...
She moved her head back, in defence reflex.
Then, I hit her specs off, and stratched her eye.
Then, she was rubbing the eye...
Angry with me like that.
But after the floorball game ended, She ok already.
UUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wanted to SLAP her!
Can you BELIEVE that?!
How could I?


Now, the good news...
We finallysettled the war thing.
Whew...
Jasper was getting really tired of it.
Su Qin was kind of disappointed.
LOL!
They decided to end it with a round of Rock-Paper-Sisorrors.
Then she ask me play for her because apparently she sucked at it.
But luck wasn't on her side.
I lost.
And Jasper is free.
LOL
He's really happy.
She was supposed to have the second round of the water war today.
But both teams(SuQin and Jasper) had not enough ammo.
LOL
She was having a headache, so I bought her water to drink.
Then, she used it to wet Jasper instead!
LOL, so idiotic lah!


Yeung Gin, Keane and ShongYan have some new nick names:
Yeung Gin-Monkey King.
Keane- DHL(Old), Dog.
Shong Yan- Shong gay(Old), Longan(Old), Toa Payoh Gay(according to SuQin)

SuQin the Disappointed,
Kelly the Neutral freak

{Too those Idiots who want a title for every post: GO DIE!}

Lol.

Twilight AGAIN.

Ugh.

I HATE exams.

It's NOT because I have to study.

It's NOT because of the cramming.

And It's DEFINITELY NOT because it's so damn difficult.

Exams have always been easy for me.

Just STUDY and CRAM the last minute things HARD and you pass.

Maybe it's also due to my idiotic huge encyclopedia of general knowledge in my brain.

But, I mean, WHO CARES?

It's JUST an exam.

NOTHING to get worried about.

NOTHING to care about in the first place.

It's just so damn PATHETIC.

That every exam people go CRAZY.

This time Caryl and Vanessa were better.

They eased up a bit.

But someone got worse.

Guess who?

Mum.

Obviously.

She sees my sms that I send her after the exam and goes:

Oh, then you should study harder.

Then you'll know how to do the questions.

UGH!

What I said was:

LOL! The exam paper was a nightmare!

No lah Jkjk.(lame right? I know.)

Lol.

Was quite ok lah.

Wtf?!

Wah lao.

Science was EASY.

All you have to do is study and memorise.

But if the teachers mark, I don't know how well I'd do though.

Geography was even EASIER.

There was one completely STUPID question.

At question 3 they gave us the world map.

They pointed to one of the oceans.

Obviously it was not labelled.

They asked what ocean it was.

Then, at question 5, they gave us ANOTHER world map.

And it was LABELLED.

Oceans and all.

LOL!

So stupid right?!

Today's literature was FINE.

It was pretty boring really.

The same old.

Same old.

Just wirte something simple to be complicated and you pass.

LOL.

History was...a real NIGHTMARE.

It was asking questions that we answered before!

It was SO BORING!

I finshed in 30mins of the given 1 hour.

Then, I edited a few answers.

Then, i shook my leg.

But the teacher started looking at me.

So I just jia jia wirte more answers.

Lol.

I had to survive like this for 30 mins.

Ugh.

Stupid teacher.

Now I have only the math exam left.

YAY US KCPians!

WOO HOO!

LOL!

Sorry, hyper now.

Lol.

Night,

Kelly the Hyper

Oh My God...I don't know whether to LAUGH or SCREAM

This is SO DAMN HUMILIATING!
WTF?!
It's HER!
SU QIN!
That IDIOT!
UGH!
She made a seperate email.
It was to make fun of me and Jasper.
THAT IDIOT!
&%$#@ SHIT!

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I hate you Qinny.
But look on the bright side,
NOW I get to bully you about Hellboy!
LOL!
YAY ME!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
Ooooooo, I'm gonna have SO much FUN!

HELLBOY!

LOL,
YAY ME,
Kelly the person who inherited the "cheeky" gene

P.s. sorry.
The comic is quite small.